October 2011
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Thanks to the internet my foot fell asleep and no homework was done.
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Golden Corral is people!
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Lol stephen.
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I’m so embarrassing i cause girls who like me to delete pictures of me with them.
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Halloween Mashups: Team Fortress 2 Meets Dresden...
dresdencodak:
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MoustacheCashStash
mirandaburke:
Hi Wilson
Hi Miranda
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Apparently I am precious now.....
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Me: Ah so when you read something and then say it the code travels through your Visual Cortex to your Angular Gyrus then your Wernicke's Area to your Broca's Area then to your Motor Cortex where you speak. It goes back to front through your brain.
Girlfriend: Oh just like wiping your vagina when you pee
Me: Wait. What?
Girlfriend: Oh no wait it would go front to back.
Me: Wat? O.o
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Well…. i was watching super high me when my mom and my mom’s friend came in for some reason my knee jerk reaction was to change it to cartoon network where “The Amazing World of Gumball” was playing. Seems like a sign.
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POKECATS
i didn’t make this btw it’s just something i found at prguitarman it’s funny.
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Life is like fighting a dinosaur, it’s hard.
– John Lajoie
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Wow
I just realised It’s 7:54 and I’ve slept for about 9 hours. Also another realisation that most of my tumblr posts, including the pictures, were made on my phone. I’m like 13 I guess.
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Yayyyyyyy
mirandaburke:
dubyadee:
I’m at me and Miranda’s rehearsal dinner.
Yes our wedding is today omg <33333
totes cant wait 2 marry u @ 3!!!11111
HAHAHAHAHA Aren’t we just the classiest.
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I’m at me and Miranda’s rehearsal dinner.
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A self summary
I am an idiot. I suck. I hate myself. What the fuck is wrong with me. I am a terrible person. Wow i’m an idiot.
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After this I am going to sleep.
– What Wilson says at least 10 times before actually going to sleep (via mirandaburke)
I really fucking hate your guts go die
– Miranda’s Brain towards me.
I (some words) hate (some words) you.
– Miranda Burke to Me
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Another Lovely Conversation.
Girlfriend: You have issues
Me: Uh huh
Girlfriend: Yeah lots of issues
Me: Mmmhmmm
Girlfriend: You have a subscription
Me: That.... that wasn't even funny....
Girlfriend: SHUT UP
thirteencoyotes asked: YOU'RE crazy, okay?
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A lovely conversation.
Friend: So apparently suicide is illegal in Georgia
Girlfriend: So is oral sex
Me: Well there goes my weekend
Girlfriend: What?!?
Me: Oh, we're still talking about suicide right?
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thirteencoyotes asked: ;)