December 2011
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Well break was good but now that i’m back in school i have had zero chance to do things more enjoyable than school; minecraft, skyrim, eating glass, crashing a car, jumping into a fire, eating my own leg, dying, passing a kidney stone, eating piano wire, piercing my aorta, eating concrete, playing hackie sac with a knife, making mash potatoes with dynamite, doing my own appendectomy. You...
Dec 1st
November 2011
30 posts
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Nov 30th
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But no phi phenomenon is when you perceive movement from blinking lights such as Christmas lights appearing to move across a house.
Nov 30th
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Studying Psychology at my girlfriend's house
Me: Ok let's see here...... phi phenomenon
Girlfriend: See i told you we would study
Me: The phi phenomenon is...... when you so phi girl you a phenomenon! ;D
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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“Roses are Red Violets are Red Holy shit the garden’s on fire.”
– Unknown Youtube User
Nov 29th
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Sorin is a kick ass name. If you’re name is Sorin, you’re fucking cool.
Nov 28th
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Fuck School. 
Nov 28th
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Abloogy woogy woo
Nov 27th
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I’m not hot or beautiful I’m just there. I’m beige I’m boring I’m bland I’m more words that start with b and are synonymous with me.
Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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If Miranda burke sees this I’m trying to text you!
Nov 25th
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Everyone needs to know that Miranda Burke is mine!
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 18th
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Miranda was here.
Nov 18th
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theonlyavester said: “You know what sucks about high school. The school part.” So the high part is good? It’s very good.
Nov 10th
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Psych's done, Now for that english paper.
Nov 10th
Nov 9th
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I think my girlfriend is too cool and complex for...
Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Today was alright. I did well on an anatomy test and took a psych test and no longer feel anything about that class so yeah. I remembered how to play “The office” theme song on the piano. So I’m happy about that. Played some tennis. That was alright. Saw Miranda. I like her. So that’s fun. My back is incredulously sore. Is that the right use of that word? Who cares my back...
Nov 8th
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Nov 4th
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My favorite scene of any play ever
Abraham- Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson- I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abraham- Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
......
Sampson- No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
Nov 4th
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I’M SO FAT OMG MY THUNDER THIGHS ARE HUMONGOUS I’M SO SAD OMG I WEAR A SIZE 32 WAIST CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT OMG I’M SO FAT I’LL JUST DIE.
Nov 4th
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